I said you could ask me anything, but I didn’t expect this
Bad news for me.
I told my subscribers to ask me anything and not a single person asked me out on a date. Not a single person or a married person, which would’ve also been fine if it was consensual.
Alas, zero dates for Tarzan
Some people asked about marketing. What’s changed post-covid? How do I incorporate newsletter strategies to my email list? Stuff like that. I’ll get to all that eventually.
But most of the questions were some version of this:
Hi Tarzan!
What do I want to hear more about? Your dating & love life! And your cooking and housekeeping routines. Whether or not you have paid help in those areas or if it's you who does it all. Personal, I know. But that's what I'm curious about. Mel xoxo |
This email is for all the Mels out there:
I am a single polyamorous queer who spends most of her Friday nights alone, vacuuming my house and drinking tequila on ice.
Business is hard right now so I work a lot. Lots of evenings, and on the Saturdays when I don’t have my boys. I have 40% parenting time, which leaves quite a lot of time for work and play. I work out 3x a week, always on the same days.
Right now I eat HelloFresh a few nights a week because I like cooking but my capacity for inventing recipes is basically nil. I used to have a housekeeper but I don’t anymore. Maybe I’ll get one once I’m done paying alimony but, in the meantime, caring for my house is my gratitude practice.
I live in an unnecessarily large 4-bedroom house that I rented because it’s got two fireplaces and was the only non-new-build house I could find close to my kid’s dad. (The new builds around here are drab and don’t have yards.)
Stacking, chopping and carrying wood is a favorite ritual. I’m not religious or spiritual, and this is the closest thing I have to a meditation practice.
I have 3 Ruggables, including a 9ft x 12ft Iris Apfel design that is the pride of my living room. We spend most Sundays laying around reading.
I’m a safe drug user, another thing I usually do by myself once a month or so. I like MDMA and ketamine the most; They go good together. I always tell someone about it because disclosure is one way that I hold myself accountable to not using too much or too often.
Sometimes recovery can be arduous, especially with psychedelics, so I don’t do those very often. Drugs are a lot of work. I use them recreationally and therapeutically and either way, it works. I’m transitioning into doing them a bit less. During my divorce, MDMA was one of the only ways I knew how to feel okay but I don’t need it as much anymore.
Rebuilding after divorce was hard. It took two and a half years but I finally got my divorce approved by a judge last month, a big milestone I fought hard for. I wouldn’t wish this experience on anyone but I also wouldn’t trade it for anything. It made me stronger and braver, and more Tarzan than I’ve ever been.
And I really like Tarzan
I hope Mel finds this a satisfying answer and I hope you continue to ask me questions like this.
Being seen in this way is a gift.
Thank you
Tarzan
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