SUCCESSFUL LAUNCHES

A chauffeur-driven Rolls Royce fantasy where you make it rain like you’re DJ Khaled. (“Yo quiero dinero!” 🎶)

Or at least, a dream where you wake up each morning not to a blaring alarm clock, but to Stripe pinging your phone repeatedly. Sale! Sale! Sale!

How? With email, naturally. Paired with a smooth glass of sales page.

Oh, did you think people hate email? Nuh-uh. Not the emails I write. One of my subscribers once said “I SAVE your emails to read as a TREAT.” (<– she is now my favorite person of all time).

That’s the kind of thing your subscribers will soon be saying about you, right before they hand over their credit cards.

“When you want to graduate from six-figure to let’s-hit-a-mill launches, talk to Tarzan.”

– Joanna Wiebe, Copy Hackers

“When you want to graduate from six-figure to let’s-hit-a-mill launches, talk to Tarzan.”

– Joanna Wiebe, Copy Hackers

We’re a hot match to work together if…

(we’re talking Baby + Johnny-level chemistry here)

You’re launching (or re-launching) a digital course, mastermind or live event.

Whether it’s your first launch or your fiftieth, I can co-create your sales funnel, from the first Facebook ad to the final minutes of cart close.

You’re not afraid to bear your soul / ugly cry over Zoom / share things normally reserved for your therapist’s couch.

Great launches are fueled by story. So I need you to be willing to share. The good stuff and the not-so-pretty stuff.

You’re pretty sure your product is going to sell.

I don’t come cheap. So unless you’ve done a wee bit of testing (we can talk about how to do that) and you’re pretty sure you’ve got a winner, you may not be ready to work with me yet.

You’re willing to be part of the process.

Creating copy is a collaborative process. I need you to participate. Show up to Zoom calls. Bug your clients for testimonials. Share key stories with me. So no bueno if you were planning on wiring me money and jetting off to Tahiti while I write your funnel.

You like fun.

…and you want copy that makes people go, “Whaat?? Oh, no you di’n’t!” In other words, real sh*t. Even if it you’re scared it might offend someone or send potential buyers packing.

You want what you want and you want it NOW.

I work by-the-day or by-the-hour, meaning you get on my calendar faster, and you get the copy you need quicker. No project rates.

You’re more “slow and steady wins the race” than “get rich quick.”

My clients have enjoyed 6- and 7-figure launches, but rarely on their first merry-go-round. If you want to work with me, it’s important you’re committed to your product, no matter how many sales you make on your first launch.

You have an audience, or you’re actively building one.

It doesn’t matter how persuasive your sales page is, you need eyes on it. If you want a big sexy launch, an audience (or a healthy budget for ads) is an absolute requirement.

“Tarzan worked her wordsmith magic to help me get 70 percent opt in rates on my webinar funnel and over $200,000 in sales over 2 weeks. She is brilliant, professional and honors her word. She gets funnels and sales deeply which is a rare commodity.”

– Ingrid Arna

Tarzan’s emails are epic! No other copywriter can compare. My show-up rates are fantastic and I made $250,000 on just one webinar!

– Anu Grace

“Tarzan worked her wordsmith magic to help me get 70 percent opt in rates on my webinar funnel and over $200,000 in sales over 2 weeks. She is brilliant, professional and honors her word. She gets funnels and sales deeply which is a rare commodity.”

– Ingrid Arna

Tarzan’s emails are epic! No other copywriter can compare. My show-up rates are fantastic and I made $250,000 on just one webinar!

– Anu Grace

What it costs to work with me

To serve you better & faster (‘cuz I bet you’d love to have persuasive copy, like, 5 minutes ago), I work exclusively on time-based packages.

1-Hour Express Service


$650

The fastest way to get shiny, conversion-ready copy.

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Full Day Session


$3500
 

6 hours of pure copywriting magic

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Half Day Session


$2000

3 hours of simply sublime copywriting time.

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The 7-figure question is, “How long will it take to complete my thing?” The button below will take you to an intake form, where you’ll have a chance to share the details of your project, so I can estimate how much time you’ll need.

* I accept Ethereum & Bitcoin. Ask me about paying in crypto.*

Want private mentorship for your service-based business?

Book me for a 60-minute mentorship session

Cost: $650/hour

Don’t see a time that works? Email my team.

Want private mentorship for your service-based business?

Book me for a 60-minute mentorship session

Cost: $650/hour

Don’t see a time that works? Email my team.

Hey look! I know famous people.

(“internet famous” counts)

…and look what they’re saying about me

“I absolutely love working with Tarzan. She nailed it! I always know she will deliver (often beyond my expectations!) […] That level of service is rare among freelancers!”

– Amy Porterfield

“Tarzan is my go-to person for every launch. If you need a copywriter that delivers time and time again, you better hope she has some time for you in her calendar.”

– Talia Wolf

“Tarzan is pretty much the best copywriter I know (I’d trust her to script the copy for my marriage proposal).”

– Ry Schwartz

Frequently Asked Kalryzians

“How soon can I book you?”

For a full- and half-day sessions, please allow for a wait time. Sometimes I can clear my calendar sooner, but it’s a gamble. I don’t believe in copy emergencies. It’s copywriting, not open heart surgery.

One-hour express service can be booked instantly using this link. If you don’t see any time on the calendar, email my team.

“How long will it take to complete my project?”

Well, that depends. If you fill out this intake form and give me a quick brief, I can estimate how much time I think you’ll need.

“How many rounds of revisions are included?”

It’s important you know that you’re buying a block of time, not a finished product. We’ll be revising and perfecting your shiny new copy throughout the day, but once I’m off the clock no further revisions are included (though 90% of the time they’re not needed 😉).

“What if we don’t finish my project in the time I booked?!”

You’ll know exactly what the next steps are at the end of our session. If there are additional emails to write, for example, you’ll know exactly how many and what goes on them. You’ll also have the option to book more time.

“What if I want to book you for a project, not just a block of time?”

I’ll occasionally make exceptions if you need a lot of copy (i.e. an entire launch) or your project just doesn’t make sense at a day rate, though that’s rare. Fill out the intake form and we’ll talk.

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This is a great choice for:

  1. 1 promotional email
  2. Reviewing a sales page and making conversion-friendly recommendations
  3. Rewriting 1 page of your website
  4. Auditing your website, so you know exactly what’s not working and what is

 

This is a great choice for:

    1. Short email welcome sequence
    2. 4-6 promotional emails, depending on length
    3. Long-form sales page (assuming you give me a great draft)
    4. Full launch strategy + a short stack of emails


Spaces fill up fast, so request your session right away if you think this is for you!

 

This is a great choice for:

  • Launch planning session
  • Webinar Show-up Sequence
  • 2-3 cart close emails
  • Review and rewrite 2 - 3 short web pages
Spaces fill up fast, so request your session right away if you think this is for you!