Got a massive email list?
You can still make email a key revenue driver for your business.
Don't have a massive email list?
You can still make email a key revenue driver for your business.
“I absolutely love Tarzan’s emails. She nails it! I always know she will deliver (often beyond my expectations!) That level of service is rare!”
– Amy Porterfield
“Tarzan, just write the emails for me!”
Done! Enter your email to get 10 totally-swipeable promo email scripts that make me money while I'm sleeping.
What if I told you to add 35 emails to your promotion?
Would you die a little inside? Ugly cry? Tell me to burn in email marketer hell?
Truth is, I used to ignore objections like that. The old me would’ve said, “Just grit your teeth and do it! Be willing to get uncomfortable! You won’t be crying when Stripe is pinging your phone repeatedly with sales notifications!”
But Tarzan 2.0 is finally hearing that objection, and I’m here to help you find ways of marketing that feel consensual, that are laden with truth, chock full of story, and much lower on the pressure scale.
I can help you build out a stack of emails more riveting than The Hunger Games trilogy — binge-readable messages that reel in your subscribers and make them feel like, “Dayum, this person totally gets me!”
Oh wait, did you think people hated email? Nuh-uh. One of my subscribers once told me “I SAVE your emails to read as a TREAT.” (<– she is now my favorite person of all time).
That’s the kind of thing your subscribers will soon be saying about you, right before they hand over their credit cards.
“Tarzan isn't only just great, she’s on another level completely.
The emails she wrote are responsible for turning over more than $314,825 from a $49 product, in less than 4 months.
She doesn't only bring the ideas in your head to life, she turns them into cold hard cash for your business.”
-Kim Constable, The Sculpted Vegan
Tarzan’s email swipes and launch strategies help me hit 5-figures in my very first launch (of a $37/mo membership).
And it’s the emails that have done the heavy lifting.
In just over a year I’ve made over $200,000 in digital course sales with a handful of webinars and lots and lots. Of. emails. The year before I made $0 in digital course sales.
Scarlett Cochran, Wealth Builders Academy
Here’s how you get the enchanted emails
Spend A Day With Me
Rent my magic fingers for a day! Get my eyes, brain, and strategic secret sauce on your entire sales funnel (oops, here’s a napkin).
Get The Copy Kit
A jetpack for your next launch, including the copy swipe library, video masterclass, & launch planning trello board
“I took the leap a couple months back and invested in Tarzan’s VIP day experience, and I can’t even get over the results .
I’m an avid “online course course” taker – I’ve been through Digital Course Academy, Scale with Success, B-School, List Builders Lab, all of it. And though each course brought me closer to my dream of “functioning funnel,” I always came out the other side feeling underwhelmed with my results.
Enter Tarzan, with her no b.s., to the point strategies that MOVE. THE. NEEDLE. With Tarzan’s support, cheer-leading, and superhero-level copywriting skills, I finally have an evergreen funnel that converts!
- The week of our last call together, I made back my investment with her.
- Two weeks ago I was sick. While spending three days on the couch watching Modern Family, I made $5000.
- It’s common for me to wake up in the morning to new sales made overnight.
- Yesterday I casually sipped matcha with my laptop at a lovely cafe, drafting email copy, and came home with $1400 in revenue.
…basically it’s the dream I never actually thought would come true, coming true.
Long story short – whatever this woman is selling, I’m buying. I’m over the moon grateful to have invested in myself, through investing in Tarzan.”
– Carly Banks
You’re a hot match to be my private client if…
(we’re talking Baby + Johnny-level chemistry here)
If you’ve launched your program before and made at least $20,000 in sales, this might be for you.
You want your next launch to be the biggest launch ever, yet? The fastest way to get from $20K to $200K might just be a high-impact day with me, T-Boss, mother of Emails. If that sounds fun, then step onto my A-list. I hope you like red carpets.
Our journey happens 100% virtually (thanks, 2020!) starting 2 weeks BEFORE your scheduled VIP day, and ending 2 weeks after. So your “day” with me is actually a full month of coaching.
Possible outcomes include (but are not limited to):
Ready-to-upload sales-inducing email copy
Revamping the funnel for your next sold out program
A strong digital offer that naturally leads to the next level offer AND the one after that (plus emails to make that happen)
A BIG boost to your email open rate from engaged subscribers who hang on your every word
A break-even evergreen funnel that grows your list for free
Since ambitious peeps like you need all the shortcuts and swipe files you can get, private VIP clients get access to any email swipes, landing page templates and project plans I’ve got in my library that might be useful for hitting your launch goals!
You’re a natural-born VIP and when it comes to building your empire through email—nobody puts Baby in the spam folder. Call me. 📞
Heads up – a VIP day requires a 5-figure investment.
Want me to write your launch emails…for free?
Half joking. Enter your email to grab 10 swipeable money-making emails for your next launch. Written by moi. Tweak 'em in half the time it takes to write emails from scratch.
YO! THESE FAMOUS PEOPLE TOTALLY VOUCH FOR ME.
(“internet famous” counts)… and look what they’re saying
“When you want to graduate from six-figure to let's-hit-a-mill launches, talk to Tarzan.”
“Tarzan is my go-to person for every launch. If you need a copywriter that delivers time and time again, you better hope she has some time for you in her calendar.”
– Talia Wolf
“Tarzan is pretty much the best copywriter I know (I’d trust her to script the copy for my marriage proposal).”
– Ry Schwartz
Frequently Asked Kalryzians
What else is included in the VIP day?
Two weeks before your VIP day, we’ll have a Launch Lift Session to figure out how you’re going to get maximum return-on-investment from our time together. I might send you away with a bit of homework to do before the big day, plus any swipe files you may need. You’ll also get unlimited Voxer support for an additional two weeks after your VIP day.
How soon can I book you for a VIP day?
I only take on one superstar like you per month. Sometimes you get lucky and there’s space in the next 30 days, but it’s a gamble. Best to expect a 60-day waitlist.
I only have a small list. Is it worth it to work with you?
Absolutely! Small list strategy is our superpower, and we’ve got tricks up our sleeves that NO ONE ELSE is teaching. A small list can be your greatest asset, if you know how to work it, which is exactly what you’ll learn.
Can’t I just pay you to write emails for me?
If you book a VIP day, I can use this time to write emails if that’s your preference. But it’s important you know that you’re buying my time. Most people opt to use it for strategy AND copywriting. But if you’re gung-ho on using your VIP day to have me write your funnel, just say the word. It’s your time.
Want me to write your launch emails...for under $30?
Half joking. The Course Launch Copy Kit is full of swipeable money-making emails for your next launch. Written by moi. Tweak 'em in half the time it takes to write emails from scratch.