I write the best emails.

I’m a whiz at digital course launches, a former copywriter and current sci-fi fanatic. (Hellooo! My last name is Kalryzian. What’s up, Uncle Lando?) Obsessed with: cryptocurrency, Macklemore, Battlestar Galactica. My pronouns are she, her and hers.

I write the best emails.

I’m a whiz at digital course launches, a former copywriter and current sci-fi fanatic. (Hellooo! My last name is Kalryzian. What’s up, Uncle Lando?) Obsessed with: cryptocurrency, Macklemore, Battlestar Galactica. My pronouns are she, her and hers.

Want to see my famous money-making emails in action? Get on my email list, you sly fox.

No one ever complains about my so-good-you-pee-your-pants-a-little emails.

I wasn’t born “internet famous” — the rock star client list, the big-money launches, the 5-figure VIP days… that came on the heels of years of financial struggle. Years of hustling for clients at $45/hour, never knowing where my next job was coming from, and writing a book that sold less than 100 copies.

When I was 22 someone told me “You’re not an entrepreneur.”

Even my broke-ass, macaroni-and-cheese-fed college self knew he was wrong. In my bones, I knew that I would someday be rich. It took me 10 years to prove that jerkface had no idea who he was dealing with.

I should’ve known that a girl who could graduate from music school with a 3.6 GPA, learn another language, study at law school for 3 years (in French!), then have the chutzpah to drop out 1 mile from the finish line … that girl could be and do anything.

Know what really lights my fire? Helping people grow their businesses with email. Whether it’s selling an online course or booking their first day-rate client, it lights me up to see my students getting that fresh injection of cash by leveraging the power of email.

One of my first loves? Cool software.

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