SUCCESSFUL LAUNCHES

A chauffeur-driven Rolls Royce fantasy where you make it rain like you’re DJ Khaled. (“Yo quiero dinero!” 🎶)

Or at least, a dream where you wake up each morning not to a blaring alarm clock, but to Stripe pinging your phone repeatedly. Sale! Sale! Sale!

How? With email, naturally. Paired with a smooth glass of sales page.

Oh, did you think people hate email? Nuh-uh. Not the emails I write. One of my subscribers once said “I SAVE your emails to read as a TREAT.” (<– she is now my favorite person of all time).

That’s the kind of thing your subscribers will soon be saying about you, right before they hand over their credit cards.

“Tarzan isn't only just great, she’s on another level completely.

The emails she wrote are responsible for turning over more than $200,000 from a $49 product, in less than 4 months.

She doesn't only bring the ideas in your head to life, she turns them into cold hard cash for your business.”

– Kim Constable, The Sculpted Vegan

“Tarzan isn't only just great, she’s on another level completely.

The emails she wrote are responsible for turning over more than $200,000 from a $49 product, in less than 4 months.

She doesn't only bring the ideas in your head to life, she turns them into cold hard cash for your business.”

– Kim Constable, The Sculpted Vegan

We’re a hot match to work together if…

(we’re talking Baby + Johnny-level chemistry here)

You're launching (or re-launching) a digital course, mastermind or live event.

Whether it’s your first launch or your fiftieth, I can co-create your sales funnel, from the first Facebook ad to the final minutes of cart close.

You’re not afraid to bare your soul / ugly cry over Zoom / share things normally reserved for your therapist’s couch.

Great launches are fueled by story. So I need you to be willing to share. The good stuff and the not-so-pretty stuff.

You’re pretty sure your product is going to sell.

I don’t come cheap. So unless you’ve done a wee bit of testing (we can talk about how to do that) and you’re pretty sure you’ve got a winner, you may not be ready to work with me yet.

You’re willing to get your hands dirty.

Working with me is a collaborative process. I need you to participate. Show up to Zoom calls. Bug your clients for testimonials. Share key stories with me. So no bueno if you were planning on wiring me money and jetting off to Tahiti while I create your funnel.

You like to experiment.

…and you want people to go, “Whaat?? Oh, no you di’n’t!” when they lay eyes on your stuff. In other words, real sh*t. Even if you’re scared it might offend someone or send potential buyers packing.

You want a launch strategist who's also a brilliant copywriter.

Strategy comes first. Period. But without great copy to back it up, it will fall flat. That's why we'll be tackling both copy & strategy on our 1:1 calls.

You’re more “slow and steady wins the race” than “get rich quick.”

My clients have enjoyed 6- and 7-figure launches, but rarely on their first merry-go-round. If you want to work with me, it’s important you’re committed to your product, no matter how many sales you make on your first launch.

You have an audience, or you’re actively building one.

It doesn’t matter how persuasive your sales page is, you need eyes on it. If you want a big sexy launch, an audience (or a healthy budget for ads) is an absolute requirement.

“Tarzan worked her wordsmith magic to help me get 70 percent opt in rates on my webinar funnel and over $200,000 in sales over 2 weeks. She is brilliant, professional and honors her word. She gets funnels and sales deeply which is a rare commodity.”

– Ingrid Arna

Tarzan's emails are epic! No other copywriter can compare. My show-up rates are fantastic and I made $250,000 on just one webinar!

– Anu Grace

“Tarzan worked her wordsmith magic to help me get 70 percent opt in rates on my webinar funnel and over $200,000 in sales over 2 weeks. She is brilliant, professional and honors her word. She gets funnels and sales deeply which is a rare commodity.”

– Ingrid Arna

Tarzan's emails are epic! No other copywriter can compare. My show-up rates are fantastic and I made $250,000 on just one webinar!

– Anu Grace

What it costs to work with me

To serve you better & faster (‘cuz I bet you’d love to get your program launched, like, 5 minutes ago), I work exclusively on time-based packages.

SOS 1-Hr Express Service

The fastest way to get launch-ready

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Be My Launch Doula

End-to-end support for your next course launch

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Half Day Planning Session

3 hours of simply sublime copy & strategy time.

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Heads up! Working with me as a private client requires a 5-figure investment.

The 7-figure question is, “How long will it take to get my product launched?” The button below will take you to an intake form, where you’ll have a chance to share the details of your project, so I can estimate how much time you’ll need.

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Book me for a 60-minute mentorship session

Don’t see a time that works? Email my team.

Book me for a 60-minute mentorship session

Don’t see a time that works? Email my team.

Hey look! I know famous people.

(“internet famous” counts)

…and look what they’re saying about me

“When you want to graduate from six-figure to let's-hit-a-mill launches, talk to Tarzan.”

-Joanna Wiebe

“I absolutely love working with Tarzan. She nailed it! I always know she will deliver (often beyond my expectations!) […] That level of service is rare among freelancers!”

– Amy Porterfield

“Tarzan is my go-to person for every launch. If you need a copywriter that delivers time and time again, you better hope she has some time for you in her calendar.”

– Talia Wolf

“Tarzan is pretty much the best copywriter I know (I’d trust her to script the copy for my marriage proposal).”

– Ry Schwartz

Frequently Asked Kalryzians

“How soon can I book you?”

Please allow for a wait time of 3-4 weeks for your first session. Sometimes I can clear my calendar sooner, but it’s a gamble. I don’t believe in copy emergencies. Launching a product is not open heart surgery, even though sometimes it does feel like that!

One-hour express service can be booked instantly using this link. If you don’t see any time on the calendar, email my team.

“How long will it take to get my program launched?”

Well, that depends. If you fill out this intake form and give me a quick brief, I can estimate a realistic “runway” for your launch. My “launch doula” package can be spread out over 2-6 months (and occasionally over 2 days!) depending on your launch timeline.

“How many rounds of revisions are included?”

It’s important you know that you’re buying my time, and most of it will be used for strategy, not copywriting (though we’ll definitely do some of that!). We’ll be revising and perfecting your shiny new copy throughout our time together, but once I’m off the clock no further revisions are included, though 95% of the time only a gentle proofreading is needed 😉.

“I only have a small list. Is it worth it to work with you?”

Absolutely! Small list strategy is my superpower, and I’ve got tricks up my sleeve that NO ONE ELSE is teaching. A small list can be your greatest asset, if you know how to work it, which is exactly what I’ll show you how to do.

“What if I want to book you to write my launch copy, not just a block of time?”

I occasionally make exceptions if you need ONLY copy and you’ve got the strategy side completely dialed in. The cost will be in the multiple 5-figure range. Fill out the intake form and we’ll talk.

Discover what’s driving your pricing decisions, so you can confidently attach a healthy price tag to your next client proposal or digital course.

 

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This is a great choice for:

  1. Creating your launch calendar
  2. Debriefing after a launch, so you know exactly what worked & what didn’t
  3. Writing 1 promotional email
  4. A deep dive sales page review

 

As your launch doula, I work with you over 6 months (or 3 if you’re in a rush) to plan & execute your launch from end-to-end, in a series of private sessions with me.

This is my most popular package and includes:

  1. 6 hours of 1:1 Time with me, starting with an epic strategy session (value: $5500)
  2. Voxer support between private sessions (value $1000 since you’ll get at least an hour of my time)
  3. Access to any copy swipes and templates you need along the way (value $1500), on an “as needed” basis
  4. Access to my promo calendar template (value $100)

Totally value: $8600 <—- based on what people actually pay for these things—not a made up number!
Spaces fill up fast, so book a call right away if you think this if for you!

 

This is a great choice for:

  • Launch planning session
  • Webinar Show-up Sequence
  • 2-3 cart close emails
  • Review and rewrite 2 - 3 short web pages
Spaces fill up fast, so request your session right away if you think this is for you!